Upon arriving at the pearly gates he sees a great crowd of welcomers and well wishers. It’s a huge party, all for him, with welcome banners, a choir, the whole shebang.
St Peter claps him in the shoulders and says “welcome home at last my long awaited child.”
“I don’t understand, why a...
A man goes to a funeral ...
After the regular round of eulogies and speeches and well wishers, he leans over the pew and asks the widow:
"Mind if I say a word?"
“No, of course not”, she says. "Please do."
The man stands up, clears his throat and says:
"Abacus"
Then promptly sits down. ...
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