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Web Design Jokes

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.

I wonder if Spider-Man has done any web design

He would be good at it

A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text

His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.

What’s the difference between a spider and a web designer?

The spider likes bugs on their web

Did you hear that Heaven’s web designer quit his job?

He felt it was wrong to tamper in God’s domain.

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What do you call a rich spider?

A web designer with a huge net worth.

Ophthalmologist Tech Support

My ophthalmologist knows I’m good with computers and was asking if I could help with a little web design that could accommodate the accessibility needs of their patients.

So I built them a site for sore eyes.

What kind of career would a spider excel in?

Web design
Hehehe

What's Spiderman's favorite hobby?

Web designer

Why was Peter parker promoted in his IT job?

Because ever since the spider bit him he became the best at web designing

I was so sure my new hire was Spider-Man

Because his resume said he was a web designer.

Jesus and Satan are having a contest

They want to see who is the best programmer.

So the first challenge is screens. It's a tie.

Then Assembly. Tie again.

Web Design. Tie again.

Challenge after challenge nobody is winning. So after like five days the power fails. So they wait for it to come back on. Th...

Spiders should own the internet

After all, they are very talented in web design.

Quarantine going good so far

I met a spider last night. Pretty cool guy. Talked to him a bit, he said he works as web designer.

This lockdown is not bad as it seemed

Today I had a great chat with a web designer.

Can you guys believe, the guy lived in my attic the whole time!

Day 8 of quarantine

Talked to a spider living under my bed today. Seems like a cool guy. Told me he wants to be a web designer.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

My wife screamed when she saw a spider in the house and wanted me to kill him for her. Instead of killing him I took him out...

We went to my favorite bar, had a few drinks. I got to know him pretty well. He was a really awesome guy. I also learned he is a web designer.

I don't get what the big deal is with spiders. Why is everyone so scared of them?

I got to know the spider living in the corner of my room. We talked about our dreams and goals, he wants to be a Web designer.

What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

Rather than kill it, my girlfriend told me to catch this spider in our kitchen and take him out.

So I did. I got a big ol' jar and put it over him then slid an index card under and flipped. Apply lid to jar, phase one was complete.

Next step, take him out. I opened the door and went outside. I walked across my lawn to the street where my car was parked. I got in my car with my jar-spide...

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