Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds amazing

if you don't know what either are.

How long should you waterboard a parrot?

Until it speaks.

The United States finally outlawed the waterboarding of suspected terrorists!

They have decided to replace it with a more politically correct interrogation method: Tactical Baptism

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Veteran Survives Torture

After many years in captivity in enemy territory, Lt. Victor Danforth returns to home to much fanfare. After his return he is interviewed by journalists on national tv.


"Lt. Victor. You were endlessly tortured by the enemy, but you held out. How did you do it?"

"I'm sure there wa...

You know why the ISIS terrorist was happy when he was captured?

He thought waterboarding would be a blast!

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United Airlines one-liners

Hilarious Compilation of Twitterati responses on the United Airlines Fiasco #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"United Airlines: Not enough seating, prepare for a beating."

"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!"

"You can't beat our prices! But we can sure beat our passengers!"...

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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