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Waterboard Jokes

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun

if you don’t know what either of those are

How long should you waterboard a parrot?

Until it speaks.

The United States finally outlawed the waterboarding of suspected terrorists!

They have decided to replace it with a more politically correct interrogation method: Tactical Baptism

Do you think CIA interrogators

go waterboarding on their days off?

In New York, it's difficult to go out on the water with your board...

But since everyone is wearing a face covering, it's extremely easy to waterboard.

You know why the ISIS terrorist was happy when he was captured?

He thought waterboarding would be a blast!

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports

I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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United Airlines one-liners

Hilarious Compilation of Twitterati responses on the United Airlines Fiasco #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"United Airlines: Not enough seating, prepare for a beating."

"We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!"

"You can't beat our prices! But we can sure beat our passengers!"...

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