Bad VR star wars joke

So there's a guy playing at VR game his friend walks into the room and sees him swinging his hands around like he's swinging a lightsaber and he assumes he's playing beat saber and judging from the height of his swings there are a lot of low blocks his friend taps hin on the shoulder and says hey ca...

What is Mark Zuckerberg's favorite VR game?

Monopoly

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Working from home is like VR porn

It looks like you're doing something, but in reality, its fucking nothing.

I read a book instead of playing VR

It was a novel experience.

Did you hear about VR for Cows?

In Russia they are using Virtual reality to enhance cows moods and increase milk production. On theose cold dreary days the put the VR headset on them and show them summer pastures.

You could say it is a mooood enhancer!

Wanna watch Mad Max: Fury Road in VR so realistic you'd swear it's real?

Go to America

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I finally decided to set up my VR device and watch some virtual porn.

Just as I was starting to enjoy it, my mom came in! I threw the headset off and tried to pretend nothing happened...

She'll be home any minute.

I want to create a VR girl/boyfriend simulator for those alone on Valentines Day...

I shall call it, E-Bae

What do you call it when someone puts on a VR headset for the first time?

Losing your VRginity

What I say when I stop playing VR and I knock over a Blu-ray of a 2013 Sandra Bullock movie

back to reality whoop there goes gravity

Did you hear about that VR headset made out of solid gold?

It shows you an Augmented reality.

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Apple is releasing a new Virtual-reality headset specifically for VR porn.

They are calling it:The iFap

What do you call a vr head set?

An eye-phone

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What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset?

Bitch, don't kill my Vive.

Never thought I'd see a day where technology is so advanced you can watch a movie at home with the same experience,

But here VR

I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7.

It was mind-blowing.

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wow I just got the best blowjob of my life

Never knew VR porn could be so realistic!

called the UPS office in Germany to ask if they were sending out my Oculus Rift

they said VR ready

Twins Timmy and Tommy wake up Christmas morning and discover they each have three presents.

Timmy opens his first present, its a brand new PS4 with games.

Tommy opens his first present, and its an old, worn out sweater.

Timmy opens his second present, and its a brand new Flat Screen TV.

Tommy opens his second present and its an old, broken down tube TV.

Timm...

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A blonde gets on a plane with her friend and they take their seats.

An hour or so after take off, they're handed an eye mask and pillow. The blonde ponders the in-flight entertainment for a moment, then puts on her eye mask and kicks back... when suddenly, the plane violently shakes and everyone starts to scream.

The hull of the plane tears open, ripping off ...

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WW Franchise Leaked

World War I

World War II

World War 3

World War 2x2

World War Origins: The Seven Years War

World War U

WW What If: Cuban Crisis

World War for Oculus VR

World War Short Stories

Hitler Returns: World War II

World War Christmas: The M...

FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY

No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump

iPhone 7 is revolutionary!

•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot

It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!

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I used to have a lot of sex...

Then my VR headset broke.

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So I've decided to take 2 of my loves and smash them together. The Beastie Boys and Virtual Reality...

You'll be able to experience some of the illest rhymes in VR!

And I'll call it Beastiality!!!

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