Uri Geller Jokes - 2 Hilarious Uri Geller Jokes

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Why are junkies like Uri Geller?

Because the are always bending spoons

Did you hear that Uri Geller planned to elevate the whole of London in what was to be the most expensive illusion ever performed?

He couldn't raise the capital.

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