Urgent Care Jokes - 2 Hilarious Urgent Care Jokes

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I heard that in the States that snitches get stitches...

And everyone else has to wait 3 months in urgent care

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The Doctor is Always Right

A man wakes up feeling sick, so he goes to an urgent care center. The doctor asks what his symptoms are, and he tells her, "I'm not sure - I'm just not right."

The doctor immediately replies, "I need a urine specimen."

The man is taken aback. "Why do you need a urine sample? You hav...

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