I was standing at the bar of Terminal 2 at the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?" He says, "No, why the heck you ask me that? ...
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in hi...
Inside a supermarket, a woman spots........
a grandfather and his poorly behaved three-yearold grandson. “Easy, Billy,” says grandfather calmly. “We won’t be long.” In the cookie aisle, the woman hears the kid whining some more, “I want cookies! Gimme cookies!” It’s OK Billy, just a couple more minutes, and we’ll be out of h...
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