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Tussauds Jokes

What happens when you take my wife to Madame Tussauds?

Me and the wife went to Madame Tussauds chamber of horrors today. The wife was really enjoying it.
Until one of the workers said "Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking..."

Told my friend I went to the waxwork museum and they had a waxwork of a medieval knight wielding his weapons.

"Tussauds?"

"Nah, he was holding a mace."

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