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Madame Tussauds Jokes

What happens when you take my wife to Madame Tussauds?

Me and the wife went to Madame Tussauds chamber of horrors today. The wife was really enjoying it.
Until one of the workers said "Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking..."

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What do you call a guy who picks up prostitutes from Madame Tussauds Wax Museum?

John Wick

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