Given that it be Talk Like A Pirate Day, I be havin' a story about me parrot!
Back when I were just a young sea-dog, I found meself sailin' under the iron grip o' Captain Nobeard. A fearsome pirate, was she, known fer cuttin' down anyone who crossed her!
Well, being a new pirate, I figured I'd be needin' a parrot fer me shoulder. Picked one out, did I, in the first por...
A pirate goes to see the ship's surgeon...
He kicks open the door and waddles in with a steering wheel in his pants.
"You gotta help me, this thing is drivin' me..."
"Drivin' yer nuts. Yeah, I get it. Hear that one all the time. Now, would you be so kind as to remove that darned thing from yer trousers and toss it in co...
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