True Love Jokes

A few days ago I called my girlfriend using my friend's phone. She picked the call and said "HI BABY".
She knows it's me even when I didn't speak. True love exists…

Ghislaine Maxwell must’ve really loved Jeffrey Epstein

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.<... read more

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ... read more

Ok guys so I thought I would lay out my Grandfather's secret for true happiness for men..he swore by it, and my father told me it was the best advice ever and made his life amazing!!

Ok so here goes!!

1 Find a woman that makes you laugh.

2 Find a woman that can cook.

3 fi... read more

A book on coding values in C.

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at anything to avoid making eye contact.

Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

She is now my x and I am left wondering y.

OKStupid

Because they just can't find a Seoul-mate !

And by then it's to late to turn back.

She cantaloupe

...which would have been nice if we were not already married for almost two years.

Well, some people think its 'R', but that's just a hurtful stereotype.

Other people say that their true love is the 'C' which I can certainly understand...

But I find that it's actually the letter 'P', cause without it they're just irate.

Some believe it’s R but his true love is the C.

It's not 'R.' A pirates's true love is the 'C.'