A drunk is walking down the street and bumps into a cop.
The drunk says, “Man, they stole my car.”
The cop says, “Well where was it?”
The drunk says, “Right on the end of this key.”
The cop says, “You better to go down to the precinct and they’ll fill out all the proper ...
A joke I heard on a Townes Van Zandt album. I guess maybe NSFW?
Paraphrased a bit. I doubt Mr. Van Zandt would mind, and god knows who he heard it. A cop is out walking the streets in a little town one night when he comes across a drunk man. The drunk is stumbling around the sidewalk back and forth like he's looking for something. Cop asks "What're yo...
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