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A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you'v...

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Two elderly people are sitting in an old-age home

The first says, “You know, Eliza, every day we have left is a blessing. What do you say we head to my room and have a little fun?”

Eliza thinks for a bit, and finally shrugs and says, “Sure, why not?”

The two totter off to his room, him tottering on his cane, her shuffling along on her...

So Koala was smoking in a tree...

... And he was getting really high. He'd been up there for a pretty long time, and lizard walked by. Lizard sees Koala and says "hey koala! You got enough to share? I haven't smoked in forever!"
Koala, being a pretty chill dude, says "sure man!" And lizard climbed the tree and joined him.
They...

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