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Tom Waits Jokes

I want to write a neo noir gangster film featuring Tom Waits just so I can use this line :

"Tom waits. I don't."

*shoots the guy*

What does Tom do before it's his turn to sing?

Tom Waits.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Old Insults

One night when my grandfather was a little drunk, he started describing a woman he once new and he had the most hilariousness old insults. If you know some good old insults please add them in the comments but I'll start with some of the ones I've heard.

She had a face that could stop a 7 day...

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