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Jersey Girl Jokes

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Jersey Girl

A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"

She replies "Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"

She replies “Freehold.”

Then he g...

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What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?

# Bus shelters.

What's the difference between trash and a Jersey Girl?

The trash gets picked up regularly

My friend claimed that all Jersey girls are trash.

I said that isn't true, trash gets picked up.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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