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Time Travelling Jokes

I was going to tell you a time travelling joke

But you didn't laugh.

What did the time travelling redditor say?

Edit: thanks for the gold!

The Time Travelling Soldier

When a soldier came to the clinic where I work for an MRI, he was put into the machine by an attractive, young technician. Sometime later, when the examination was over, he was helped out of the machine by a far older woman. The soldier remarked, “How long was I in there for?”

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Time travelling punchlines.

What is the best way to ruin a joke?

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