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Time Traveling Jokes

I was gonna tell a joke about time traveling

But you guys didn't like it

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What is the unit of measure for time traveling breasts?

Quan-tities

Time traveling is really weird when you're married

You get to go back, see all the mistakes you made, fix them, and then all of a sudden you're single again

What Is The Worst Part About Time Traveling Jokes?

**You already know the punchline.**

My relationship with the time traveling girl was a complete disaster.

It was over even before it began.

If time traveling was common, what historic event would be a tourist magnet?

The birth of Jesus. All the hotels in the area would be fully booked.

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