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Tight Jeans Jokes

What does a cheap motel and tight jeans have in common?

No ball room

Did you hear about the new food delivery service that features people wearing really tight jeans that were popular in the 80's?

It's called Jor-Dash

I try wearing tight jeans..

but I could never pull them off

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

I was behind a fat girl in tight jeans at the supermarket checkout...

Her label said “Guess?”

I said, “ Oh I don’t know, 450 pounds?”

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