Tiddy Jokes - 8 Hilarious Tiddy Jokes

A 50-year old woman is very pleased with her new facelift. (Long)

She goes to the bank and steps up to the counter. She asks the teller, "How old do you think I am?"

The teller looks her up and down and guesses 35.

"Nope, 50!" she says, and goes to Subway for lunch.

She asks the sandwich artist behind the counter, "How old do you think I am?"<...

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I wanted to describe my girlfriend's aesthetic, but "big tiddy goth gf" seemed too disrespectful.

So now I say she's a wiccan thick'n ready for a dickin'.

What's the difference between an airplane and a baby?

An airplane goes from city to city a baby goes from tiddy to tiddy.

Why is the Loch Ness Monster subscribed to r/gonewild?

For the free-tiddy.

What's the difference between $3.50 and a girl flashing you on the street?

Dyslexia. One is free tiddy and one is tree fiddy.

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Moth are not actually attracted to lights

That's just where all the big tiddy moth bitches hang out

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What do you call a toy bear with boobs?

A tiddy bear

What did Tweety Bird say when Kat Von D flashed him?

Ooh! I think I saw a tiddy tat!

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