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Michael and his wife had been married for thirty five years...

Michael and his wife had been married for thirty five years and things were, let's say, a little cold in the bedroom. One day while out shopping he decided to look for a little outside stimulation. He dropped his wife off at her favourite store and went across the street to the knock shop. He swagge...

NSFW While I was sitting in the bar one night drinking alone

A stunner of a woman walked up to the bar sat down right next to me. A booty to die for and rack that hadn’t fallen yet, I couldn’t help taking a glance at her. She smiled back at me, and not in an unkindly way.

I asked if I could buy her the next drink. She accepted. We started talking. She ...

It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.







The difference is staggering.

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The sex shop

A white woman walks into a sex shop and approaches the counter.

She asks the salesman, "How much for the white dildo?"

He says, "$10."

She says, "How much for the black one?"

He says, "$15."

So she buys the black one.

A little bit later a black woman comes i...

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A young and aspiring journalist is going around her town trying to find interesting local people she could write a good story on.

Suddenly she spots an old shriveled bald man that is furiously smoking cigarettes. He looks to be around ninety or even hundred years old but still vigorous enough to be outside on a bench and smoking.

She goes up to to the man because she finds it interesting that he is so old and yet still ...

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A couple finds a genie lamp in a house

A couple is playing golf in a residential neighborhood and the husband accidentally sends a ball flying into a window. They feel bad so they go in to apologize

They go in and see a mysterious man and ask "are you okay?"
"Thank you for freeing me from my lamp, in return I shall grant you t...

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A North Korean Joke

*Son to Mom: I don't want to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. The students hate me and the teachers hate me.*

*Mom to Son: Son, you have to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. You are the principal and you're thirty five years old.*

As told to ...

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