Off Base Jokes

It’s the height of the Vietnam War, and deep in the jungles U.S. Army Privates Chip and Dan have just been promoted to Sergeants.

Now Chip hasn’t always been the brightest bulb, and he’s been known to need some time to process big changes.

As Chip and Dan are doing their rounds one aft... read more

AWOL means "Absent with out leave" the military takes no call no shows pretty seriously

Two members of the US Army, Jack and Thomas, (both flutists) band decide to have a little fun, and go AWOL. They go out on the the bars, and get rightfully drunk. They're having the time of their life, do... read more