Think Positive Jokes - 8 Hilarious Think Positive Jokes

Think Positive for 2018. Jonathan Ross was out walking when he was knocked to the ground by a giant dog which stood over him barking. He thought..

..it's good to have a woof over your head.

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To all those waiting for the results of their COVID-19 test

Dont worry. Think positive.

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Me: Nothing’s going well in my life.

Friend: Think positive thoughts! You”ll feel better.

Me: | Nothing’s going well in my life. |

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Two atoms bump into each other, and become stuck.

"Oh, no," said the first atom. "We're going to be stuck like this forever!"

"It'll be okay. Try not to be so negative! Think positive for a second."

The first atom thought real hard, and the two flew apart.

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What do you not say to someone going on for an AIDS test?

Think positive

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Two atoms are talking

"Oh no, I lost an electron!"

"Just think positively."

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I told my doctor i was scared and nervous when i got tested for HIV...

He said 'Just calm down and try to think positive.'

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Nine months into his presidency...

Nine months into his presidency Donald Trump asked his advisors to poll the American people to find out what they thought America would be like by the next election.

After a few weeks fact finding the advisors returned with an answer. They said “Mr President, there are two prevailing views t...

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