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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb

sorry :\

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There was an indian tribe

The chieftain was really constipated and called a medic, the doctor gave him a drug, after a month the doctor returned to the village, the tribe members said "big boss no ", so the doctor gave him something more powerfuland after one month he came back and like the previous time the tribe member...

A guy goes to work and before he even gets a chance to sit his personal assistant starts reporting

\-"our profits have diminished by 5%, we lost the job in China meaning we look at another 10% losses by the end of the semester, Mr. Jones has given us his resignation, your wife called and said that she is leaving you and she is taking the children with her and the big boss wanted to see you asap a...

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What do bodyguards and testicles have in common?

They are always two, one is taller that the other, both ugly, hairy and always behind the big boss.

I remember one time when by dad came home from work, absolutely beaming with happiness

I asked "Why are you do happy, Daddy?"

"Well kiddo, today at work Daddy's boss called him into his office, and invited him to go golfing with some of the other big boss men at the company. I shot the best game of my life, and after I got a hole in one on the last hole, my boss told me I was ...
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