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Teslas Jokes

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

They come with an Elon Musk.

What do you call a pair of Teslas?

Teslacles.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I’m back with another shitty joke again!! Alright so I just figured out why Teslas are so damn expensive…

It’s because they charge A LOT xD

Apparently there’s a strange smell in new Teslas

Apparently it’s quite musky

Why does Mr. T like to drive Teslas?

Cuz he pities the fuel

In this age of Teslas and other eco-conscious cars, what would Jesus drive?

Duh, a Christler.

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