What would you call your Tesla car if it got stolen?

"Edison"

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What do Tesla cars smell of?

Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)

What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?

An Elon Mosque

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Elon Musk: Tesla cars now have full self driving capabilities.

PornHub: "Tinder date comes in me in a Tesla on autopilot"

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

99 dead in Tesla autopilot car crash

This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars

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