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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What do Tesla cars smell of?

Elon's Musk! (thanks 7 year old son!)

If a Tesla car gets stolen . . .

would it be called an Edison?

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Elon Musk: Tesla cars now have full self driving capabilities.

PornHub: "Tinder date comes in me in a Tesla on autopilot"

What do you call a place of religious worship for Tesla cars?

An Elon Mosque

99 dead in Tesla autopilot car crash

This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars

Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space?

To *drift* for all eternity

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