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Two friends chat and one brags about his new car

“So I got a new Tesla Model X, it drives itself!”

“Nice! Where is it?”

“No idea...”

She has a Tesla!

Wife (dying): After I die you marry a nice woman

Husband: No I can never do that

Wife: Give my belongings to her. My room, my dresses, my car,....

Husband: No need she already has a Tesla Model X

Wife: WTF !!??!!!!!!

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