and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."...
I’m posting telepathically today.
If you think it’s funny, that’s me.
A pair of twins walk into a bar...
A pair of twins walk into a bar.
A man walks up to them and asks:
"So is it true that twins can communicate telepathically"
They look at each other in silence for about 30 seconds when the man says:
"I'm sorry if that was an awkward question, it was stupid of me to ask"...
In honor of Sir Sean Connery (2 of 2)
James Bond is sitting at the bar doing a vodka martini, shaken not schtirred, when he notices a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar.
He glances at his watch, looks up and gives her a knowing wink.
Intrigued, she walks over, smiles and says, "What was that all about? Why did y...
The Pain Machine
There was a married couple who have been trying to have kids for a while and they kept loosing their children during pregnancy.
This was her third pregnancy and her water breaks.
Her husband rushes her to the hospital as he can see his wife is in great pain.
Once they get the...
Once there was a happily married couple with a baby on the way. One morning the wife's water broke and they rushed off to the hospital. While there the doctors told them there was a new machine that was developed which telepathically transfers a certain percentage of pain to the father if they agre...
Three men in a car get into a crash and wind up in front of Saint Peter himself.
"Ah, first vist of the day! Not that I wanted you to die..." Saint Peter looks at a small clipboard and says, "Names!"
All men respond with their full names.
"Okay then... What? That's odd... None o...