A man comes to work at a cemetery. Two weeks pass, he comes to tbe boss and hands in his resignation.
\- What's the problem, Pete? - asks the boss. - Are the benefits bad, the salary? Are you afraid, maybe?
\- No, it's not that, Chief, - the man explains. - It's just... I can't take it anymore. I'm walking around the cemetery, and I see a writing on a tombstone: *Here sleeps*. Then, a few ste...
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A bumblebee and a honeybee meet on the corner.
The bumblebee says "Hey, little bro, how's it going?" and the honeybee says "Oh, so, so bad. It's been a horrible summer, hardly any flowers, and there's next to nothing in the hive."
"I can give you a hot tip," says the bumblebee. "Go half a block south, then fly over the house to tbe back y...
Europeans have been testing aircraft engines against bird strikes for a long while, using a cannon which launched (deceased, obviously) chickens at the aeroplane.
Eventually, the Americans decided they needed to test their engines tbe same way. So they brought a device over and started testing. No matter how resilient they made the engines, they always failed. After months of testing, they gave up and sent for a European engineer to advise on what wad wrong.<...
A man walks into a bar..
He orders 3 double wiskeys on the rocks. Tbe bartender pours the drinks and the man pays after finishing them. The next month the man walks in orders 3 double wiskeys on the rocks and again the bar tender pours them and the man pays after finishing. This continues a few months and the barman a...
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