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Symbolized Jokes

There are two kittens sitting on a steep roof. Which one falls off first?

the one with the smallest *mu*

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**Preemptive explanation:**

Coefficient of friction. The coefficient of friction (COF), often symbolized by the Greek letter µ (pronounced *mew*), is a dimensionless scalar value which describes the...

A man is sitting at a bar during a costume party when a friend comes up to him and says,

“You were supposed to dress up like something that symbolized your love life.”



“I am,” the man says.



“You look like Abe Lincoln,” the friend responds.



“Yup,” he replies, taking a sip of beer. “My last four scores were seven years ago.”

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