Swishes Jokes

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. He takes a sip of the beer, swishes it around in his mouth, spits it out, and says "Motherfucker sure can drive". He finishes the beer the same way.

The man orders another beer. Same thing. He takes a sip of the beer, swishes it around... read more

...sits down, and orders a shot. He drains the glass, swishes it around in his mouth, spits it on the floor, and says, "sumbitch shore can drive!"

The bartender says, "Hey! I run a clean establishment here."

Leroy apologizes and orders another shot. He drains the glass, swishes it ar... read more

An old bum stumbles into a bar and saddles up at the bar. He slaps the bar top and yells to the bartender “Keep! Get me a shot o’ 20 year-old scotch!”. The bartender is busy wiping down glasses and casually reaches underneath the bar, grabs the first bottle his hand gets to, pours a shot and sets... read more

A bartender is working late one evening when a guy comes in. The guy asks for a shot, takes the shot, swishes it around in his mouth, spits it on the floor, and says "Motherfucker sure can drive."

The bartender thinks it's a bit strange but leaves the guy alone because he's clearly very dist... read more

4 nuns die in a car accident and are standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them "You must confess your greatest sin and be granted absolution in order to get into heaven. "

The first nun in line holds up her index finger and says "I must confess, I once touched a man's pen... read more