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Swearing In Jokes

A friend of mine asked me if there’s any swearing in Oedipus

I said there better not be, he kisses his mother with that mouth.

A child got caught swearing in class today.

The teacher told him to stop saying those words. She also implies that he doesn't even know what it means

The child responded "I know what it means"

The teacher said "Oh yeah? Then what does it mean?"

The student said "It's when the car won't start"

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Mother: Son, your teacher told me you've been swearing in school

Boy: Mom, do you believe everything that says?
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