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Stirrer Jokes

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My wife has just got a job at the local sewage works.

I reckon she will be the best shit stirrer they have ever had.

Signs you drink too much coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.

- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

- You ski uphill.

- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

- You lick your coffeepot clean.

- You're the employee of ...

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