Did you hear about the lawyer who was prosecuted for having a loophole fetish?

He got off on a technicality.

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I had a student named Miles in my 5th grade class who moved to JAPAN. Had to change his name to Kilometers.

Slight adjustment to an originally hilarious joke that was shunned on a technicality. #IwasOnlyJoking

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A man has been arrested for publically masturbating while reading out loud from a law book, all the while imagining legal cases.

Though he got off on a technicality.

A man sells his soul to the devil

He’s down on his luck and needs money in the worst way. The devil appears to him and says I can give you all the money you need, just sell me your soul and your money problems will be gone. The devil even promised him not to take his soul for another ten years.

The man decides to make the dea...

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Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases?

He got off on a technicality.

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A grammar nazi stood trial for indecent exposure.

He got off on a technicality.

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I find obscure laws sexy

And I love to get off on a technicality.

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