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Technicality Jokes

They say Prince Andrew can get off on a legal technicality

Is there anything this guy doesn't find arousing?

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An Army officer was arrested completely nude, chasing a woman through a hotel lobby.

His lawyer was shrewd and got him freed on a technicality. Army regulations specifically state an officer need not be in uniform, provided he is properly attired for the activity in which he is engaged.

Did you hear about the lawyer who was prosecuted for having a loophole fetish?

He got off on a technicality.

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A man who is aroused by going to courthouses and listening to verdicts is eventually arrested for masturbating during a public trial

They tried him, and he got off on a technicality

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I had a student named Miles in my 5th grade class who moved to JAPAN. Had to change his name to Kilometers.

Slight adjustment to an originally hilarious joke that was shunned on a technicality. #IwasOnlyJoking

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Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases?

He got off on a technicality.

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A man has been arrested for publically masturbating while reading out loud from a law book, all the while imagining legal cases.

Though he got off on a technicality.

got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky

got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books

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A grammar nazi stood trial for indecent exposure.

He got off on a technicality.

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I find obscure laws sexy

And I love to get off on a technicality.

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