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Stil Jokes

A mother asks her two sons who broke her favorite vase. She told them she won’t get angry if they told the truth, yet one of them lied. The first son said he played soccer in the house but broke nothing. The second son said he only broke his own doll house. Who’s lying?

The mother is, we all know she will stil get angry no matter what.

I recently won the hand of the daughter of the local butcher.

I stil can't believe some of these cannibal auctions on the Dark Web.

For some reason, people just randomly come to me and start giving me food!

Stil miss my house though

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We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand

We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand, The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb the femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's.A woman has read this entire post..a man is stil lookin at his thumb

Two men inside a bar drinking...

Ben: lets drink another bottle.

Jack: Im sorry man, I need to go home..

Ben: Its stil early.How come?

Jack: I need to go home and take my wife's panties off!

Ben: ( SURPRIZED ) WOW MAN! After 15 years of marriage, You and Jane still got your passion alive...

Jack: ...

3 guys go on ballon trip

Thre man go on ballon for a trip. First one takes a bag of apples with him. Second a sixpack of beer. Third a bomb. And off they go. After a while ballon starts falling so to reduce the weight they decide to throw of things they brought with them. First man throws his bag of apples of the ballon....

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I'm suing samsung.

I bought a Fucking Note 7 for my wife and it stil didn't explode.

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