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Still Water Jokes

He asked for a bottle of still water.

I handed him sparkling.
He said 'I asked for still water - this is sparkling.'
'Yeah - but it's still water.'

So I just bought some still water

It’s not moving

What do you call ice that is chilled to -273.15°C?

Still water.

I walked into the pub and asked for a water...

The barman said, "Still water?"

I said, "Yes mate, I haven't changed my mind".

In Siberia, at the edge of the sea, a fisherman is going about his business. Suddenly, an American submarine emerges from the water.

The lid on top opens and a sailor comes out. For a while he observes the surroundings with binoculars, then he shouts: "Set course to north-north-east!" He crawls back in, slams the lid closed and the boat disappears underwater.

The man stares in awe at the now still water and when he comes b...

I don't get why some people only drink carbonated water.

The alternative is still water.

As I was watering the plants, my wife told me

"After you are done watering the plants, we need to talk about what I saw on your phone".

It's been 4 days, and I'm still watering the plants.

If your sparkling water loses it's bubbles, that's ok...

It's still water.

I walked into the lawn and saw my father digging a deep hole

There was still water at the base of the hole.

“What the hell is that dad?”

“Well, son”

“Yes dad?”

What happens, when you let the gas out of carbonated water?

Not much. It's still water

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