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3rd Place Jokes

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in an art competition they asked the competitors to draw a picture representing famine around the world

the 3rd place award went to a picture of a child next to a piece of bread but can't reach it for he is too weak to even move, symbolising their suffering and their weakness.

2nd place went to a picture of a child so thin and so weak lying on the ground and a crow a couple of meters away waiti...

Did you know scientists claim that dolphins are second to man in intelligence?

That means woman just got pushed to 3rd place

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My first wife's breasts were different sizes...

One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest.

We took 1st and 3rd place.

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