A salesman knocked on my door.

He asked me if I wanted to buy a Gideon's Bible or I want to listen to him read the book of Psalms.

He was a stammerer.

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"Good morning Sir, what's your name?"

"M...M...M...Michael..."

"Oh, i see, you are a stammerer, i am sorry for that!"

"Well no, actually my father was... but the registry office guy was a son of a bitch"...

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The Speech Therapist

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group.
She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.
Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, ...

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