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Squinty Jokes

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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Saw my friend JC with a squinty eye and asked him what happened..

He said he was having a really bad day coz he accidentally jizzed himself in the eye while jerking off.

Basically he said "I came, eye sore."

I concurred.

I just ended a 6 months relationship with a girl who had a squinty eye

Turns out she was seeing someone else

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Little red ridding hood was walking through the forrest...

So little red ridding hood was walking through the forrest on the way to grandma's house. She see's some nice flowers and goes to pick them. There she see's the wolf's feet.

"oh my Mr. wolf, what big feet you have"

Wolf just grumbles something and walks away.

Little red just k...

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