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Squidward Jokes

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.

Killed him with A Sharp Instrument.

Who is squidwards favorite rapper?

FUTURE

My friend doesn't like being called Squidward.

He told me, "But I hate SpongeBob..."
I said, "That's the spirit!"

If Squidward got a job at a prison for squids,

Would he be known as Squid Warden Squirdward?

It's a good thing that squidward doesn't have two more tentacles...

Because then it would be octward.


(Awkward but combined with octo cuz he would then be an octopus)
Yes, I know it's stupid, but I thought of it myself.

What do you call a squid moving forward?

squidward

Did you know that the seven main characters on SpongeBob SquarePants represent the seven deadly sins?

SpongeBob:

Patrick:

Squidward:

Sandy:

Plankton:

Gary:

Mr. Krabs: Lust, sloth, wrath, pride, envy, gluttony, and greed
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