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A woman grants her mother's unusual dying wish.

She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.

A couple of days later, she realizes that reversed pictures of her mother's *left* foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Is...

A dying wish

A man spoke to each of his three sons when he sent them to college. "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a gesture of appreciation, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I ...

I got thrown out of DisneyWorld for spreading my dead mother’s remains around the park. It was her dying wish.

The security guards said I probably should have cremated her first.

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What did the airline stewardess say to the passenger who whispered in her ear that his last dying wish was to join the mile high club? (NSFW)

"I don't give a flying fuck!"

Dying wish!

A billionaire was dying and wanted to take atleast some of his fortune with him! He asked his priest, doctor and lawyer to help.

Before his coffin is to be lowered into the ground they were each instructed to throw 3 million dollars into the coffin.

At his funeral the priest comes for...

My Dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him.

I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen

My mother's dying wish was, "Never change who you are...

"...I've put up with you enough on earth; I don't want you bugging me in Heaven too"

Dying Wish

A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight, doc. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that his patient would survive the night. The man then said "Call for my lawyer."

When his lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physic...

My grandfather's dying wish was to be pushed in front of a steam train.

When it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits.

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A pilot's dying wish

A famous pilot was having dinner with a woman and when they finished they headed to a hotel. He calls room service and asked for a bottle of red wine. When it arrived he put some red wine on her lips and started kissing her. She asks what the red wine is for and he replies, "For when I have red meat...

I still remember my fathers last words...."you selfish boy"

So i became a fishmonger, to follow his dying wish.

A dying man wants to prevent his family from inheriting his wealth. So he entrusts the money to his three closest friends: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer.

He gives each friend an envelope with $1,000,000 in cash, and makes them all swear to bury the money with him when he dies. They all shake hands and solemnly agree.

A few months later the man dies, and the three friends place their envelopes in the casket.

Later, privately, the doctor...

A greedy old miser dies alone. In his will he's divided his fortune between his pastor, his doctor, and his lawyer with one last request...

The old man's will states that he wishes to take his fortune with him. His final request is that these three, the last man on earth he feels he can trust, each bring their allotment of his fortune to his funeral, ten million each, and deposit the money in his coffin and bare witness as it's sealed a...

A woman was taking her late husband to the undertakers.

He was wearing his best suit, a charcoal grey suit. The woman knew it was her husbands dying wish to be buried in a blue suit, something that they had never been able to afford when he was alive. So, she told the undertaker about her husband's wish, acknowledging that she couldn't afford a new suit,...

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Three men were shipwrecked and washed up onto a tropical island...

After the first night the men woke up in the morning and were surrounded by a native tribe of the island.

Not being able to understand the language the men believed they were being rescued by the tribe.

They returned to the tribes village and quickly learned that tribe was cannibalis...

One day a cowboy is riding in some tribal lands when he is captured by some natives...

He is thrown down on the ground before the chief, who looks at him with disgust and says, "These are our lands, for trespassing you must be sentenced to death. You can have one wish granted before we sacrifice you, what do you wish?"

The cowboy replies, "I'd like to speak with my horse."
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He Demanded to be Buried With ALL of His Money...

After working hard his entire life and religiously saving his money, one man’s dying wish was to be buried with every cent he had earned.

Of course, this last selfish request would have left his widow destitute, but apparently, a lifetime of love and devotion wasn’t worth much to him.

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Woman: When my husband died...

...his dying wish was to be liquidised into perfume.

Friend: It's so sad that he's gone.

Woman: Well he's still here in essence.

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Two Italian brothers are in a hospital room while one of them is dying

Giuseppe and Arnaldo are sitting in the hospital room that will be Arnaldo's last room to occupy. They're both grief stricken and unsure of what to do.

Giuseppe decides to make him an offer.

"Arnaldo, my brother... I live you very much. I want to fulfill your dying wish. Name one thing...

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A Dane, An Englishman and a Frenchman are taken prisoner by cannibals.

The cannibals tell the Englishman, "we're going to boil you alive, eat your guts and use your skin to make a canoe. Do you have a dying wish?" The Englishman asks for a knife, yells "God save the queen!" then cuts his own throat and dies.

The cannibals turns to the Frenchman. They tell "We'r...

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