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Southerners Jokes

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Southerners are weirdly obsessed with ending hunger among Jews

Any time I visit my relatives down South, the first thing they ask is *Jew eat yet?*

What do southerners do in their free time

their sister

Why do southerners hate orgies?

Too many thank you notes.

How do southerners speak of addiction recovery?

With drawl

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What do Southerners have in common with peanut butter?

They are both usually in bread.

How many Southerners does it take to change a light bulb?

300. One to actually change it and the rest of them to talk about how “good” the old one was.

Southerners can do pretty good civil war voice impressions....

General Lee speaking.

A guy comes up to an Italian

and says, "you are a southerner. You are in the mafia"

So the Italian told him, "No, look. Not all southerners are gangsters."

But the guy kept insisting, he said, "No, no. You are a southerner. You are in the mafia"

The Italian tried to reason with him by telling him that they ...

3 Drunken southern men are asking for one more round of drinks

The bartender says “no way, look at how drunk you’ve become!”

The 3 drunk southerners keep insisting.

The bartender says “Alright, whoever can name the southern most state in America gets another drink.

The 1st drunk Shouts “TEXAS! it’s where most people in the world think of wh...

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