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Midwesterner Jokes

A New Yorker Was Teaching A Midwesterner How To Ski

A Midwesterner is on vacation in the Poconos. Over there, he decides to take up downhill skiing. He's done a lot of cross country skiing, but he's never skied downhill, since there are no mountains over in Fargo. Fargo's flatter than a pancake.

He decided to try downhill skiing. "How hahr...

How does a Midwesterner get out of a painful social situation?

They pop an OPE-ioid

What do you call a Midwesterner who uses heroin?

An Ohp-iod user

A Midwesterner's Favorite Drug

I'm no expert, but I'm confident that midwesterners' favorite drug is OPEium.

Why do midwesterners make terrible spies?

It’s because they always say “oppe” when they try to sneak on past ya...

What do Midwesterners have in common with Whistleblowers this week?

They’re both Snowden.

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

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