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Soundproof Jokes

I heard there was a new soundproof room design that was award-winning

It got a no bel prize.

My girlfriend suggested we get soundproof walls fitted in our bedroom.

It will stop the neighbours complaining about our snoring.

I'm $20 away from ending my sick mother's suffering

Should cost that for a decent soundproof pillow

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John arrives in heaven and...

...at the entrance St. Peter shows him a high, high-rise building where he must enter.

The problem is that the building does not have an elevator so they slowly take the stairs.

On the first floor there is a corridor with doors on both sides and from all rooms there can be heard religi...
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