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Sound Guy Jokes

How many concert sound guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

Two. Two.

Two Two. Two. Two.

Two.

Two.

Two. Two.

My band has a polish sound guy

And a czech one too. A czech one too.

What did the sound guy say to the suicide bomber

BOOM!!!

Two sound guys are getting the stage ready for a concert...

First sound guy: *Taps on mic:* "Testing, testing one two..."

Other sound guy: *Taps on mic:* "Testing, testing one too..."

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An old "sound guy" joke: What's the difference between a bull and a blues band?

With a bull, you get the horns in the front and the asshole in the back!

Why are sound guys so bad at taking criticism?

They hate feedback.

Who's the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultra-sound guy

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