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What would a sous chef's last words be?

"I wish I had more thyme"
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What do you call a chef who's also a lawyer?

A sous chef
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True story ( I hope you see the humour)

Back in the 50’s in Sou’West Nova Scotia the roads were not very good and the fog was always very thick which made driving difficult for even the best drivers.
My father at 17 was in the Canadian Navy, got drunk, got into a fight and landed himself in jail. This was about an hours drive from wher...
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