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Someone's Home Jokes

When I go to someone's home and they tell me to make myself at home...

The first thing I do is kick them out because I don't like visitors.

Jesus is watching

A burglar sneaks into someone's home, and while stealing he suddenly hears a voice in the dark.

"Jesus is watching."

Not knowing where it's from, he continues stealing until once again he hears "Jesus is watching". He then notices a bird cage with a parrot inside, with a name plate tha...

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