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Solver Jokes

Why are photographers good problem solvers?

They have a knack at looking at things from a different perspective.

Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians

Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem.

An applicant is being interviewed for an engineering position

Interviewer: Your resume says that you can solve math problems quickly.


Applicant: Yes


Interviewer: Okay, what is 35 x 8?


Applicant: 250!


Interviewer: That's way off.


Applicant: Well, it is, but as my resume said, I'm a quick solver.

A CEO and his assistant go to a hotel.

A CEO and his attractive blonde assistant arrived at the hotel for the night. The clerk informs them that they overbooked and only have one room left, after a long debate, the CEO says "You know what I am a problem solver, we will just stay in the same room and figure it out".

Once they get ...

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LPT: Make sure you properly understand job ads.

* Entry level position = We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.
* Experience required = We do not know the first thing about any of this.
* Compensation commensurate with experience = You're still not experienced enough so take this low pay.
* Generous benefits = We will give you ...

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