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Three men die with a smile on their faces.

The Vicar (V) speaks with the widows (W*) of the deceased men during the service. He walks up to the first widow.

V: “What happened to your husband?”

W1: “Well we always dreamed of winning the lottery and we finally won after 15 years of playing. He suffered a heart attack but died ha...

Two women are having a conversation at work...

Woman 1: How was your evening?

Woman 2: It was a disaster. My Husband came home, ate his dinner, and immediately fell asleep. How was yours?

W1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we went for a nice stroll. Then, when we came ho...

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