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If anyone wants to come and talk about why my heating bills are sky high

\- the door is always open

My landlord told me that he would like to have a chat with me soon...

about the house's sky high heating bills this winter.

I told him: "Sure thing, whenever you want. My door is always open".

What are the chances of my Ryanair flight being cancelled this Christmas?

Sky high.



\- I hate myself too

A new restaurant opened in space!

Mixed reviews so far. The food is over the moon, but prices are sky high and there’s no atmosphere at all.

Helium is a limited resource and we could run out of it in our lifetime...

Balloon prices are going to go sky high.

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