I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us.

All this time we had been living under a rock.

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were having a conversation.

Sherlock turned to Watson. "Observe the stars above us and the grass below us, what can you deduce? You know my methods."

Watson thought carefully. "From the position of the stars, i can deduce our approximate location, as well as the month. The grass is moist, so it has obviously rained rece...

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He's not even your father.

Son: dad, I wanna marry that girl in the apartment below us.

Dad: don't, I had a relationship with her mom. I'm afraid she turns out to be your sister.

Son: thenlet me marry the one in thr apartment above us.

Dad: forget that one too, I had it with her mom. I'm afraid she turns ...

Two men, Mark and Steve and a woman were having a threesome

And suddenly they hear the woman's husband pulling into drive way. Startled, men could not find proper places to hide. Mark goes into cupboard and Steve climbs into attic, hoping that husband wouldn't notice.

Husband enters the bedroom, sees his wife lying naked and goes into bed with her. Fe...

So an old Italian man goes to the doctor...

He tells the doctor "Doc, I need my sperm count". The doctor replies "you're 80 years old, you don't need your sperm count". The old Italian man persists and eventually the doctor gives him a sample cup and tells him "go home and bring this back in a couple days"...

The old man comes back thr...

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Hi, my name is Rico the Rooster, and I’m a sex addict.

Over the course of 12 months, Farmer Ted saved every penny that he could to purchase the prize winning rooster known as Rico. Little did he know, Rico the rooster was a sexy addict. Farmer Ted returned home from the prize winning rooster auction and began to introduce his farm animals to Rico, as so...

Today I asked a Canadian for her number...

But she said she was above us Americans...

So cold... :(

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What did the left nut say to the right nut?

That guy above us is a real dick

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